Hi again, this is Katze, Heila and D.’s beloved cat. (For those of you who don’t know me yet, here is my profile: https://heilablog.com/2013/11/03/hi-i-am-katze-a-happy-cat-living-in-the-holy-land/ )

One sunny day this summer, this cocky bum showed up in our backyard. His pathetically pitiful face got him exactly what he wanted: Heila felt sorry for him and gave him food. Since then we can’t get rid of him. Well, to be honest, I think I’m the only one who would love to see him disappear again. That’s because I can see right through his manipulative green eyes… it’s obvious he’s a crook… did you see his bent ear, probably from some fight he had with one of his street gang foes. And, worst of all, he doesn’t stop hitting on me. Delusional creep.

You again! What do you want now?
You again! What do you want now?
Heila, you like me, right? So tell her that I'm worth a try.
Heila, you like me, right? So tell her that I’m worth a try.
Heila, make him go... please.
Heila, make him go… please.
I'm not moving until you agree to sit with me in the bushes over there.
I’m not moving until you agree to come with me to the bushes behind the house.
Forget it. I'm just as stubborn as you are. Sooner or later Heila will open the door and then you'll run...
Forget it, loser. Sooner or later Heila will open the door and then you’ll run…
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